Q: REALLY?

A: Yes, really.

Q: WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS I CAN’T HAVE A MOUSTACHE?

A: Rethink everything. If she can’t see both the beauty of that majestic piece of facial hair and raising money for children, then do you want her in the first place?

Q: IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN SUPPORT YOU WITHOUT ACTUALLY GROWING A MOUSTACHE?

A: Yeah, baby…First, you can donate to one of our insanely handsome growers. Second, you can come to our lavish and very expensive check-in’s. Ladies, you’re welcome to be apart of the group too. Moustache or not.

Q: SERIOUSLY. FOR REAL FOR REAL?

A: Absolutely. M4K Omaha has raised over $2,000,000 since their first campaign in 2009 for local children’s charities. Yes, growing moustaches. At some point, it starts to feel legitimate.

Q: CAN I GROW A GOATEE?

A: Do Olympians try to win silver medals? Only thing acceptable here is a good old classic caterpillar. Nothing fancy, no handle bars, just pure righteous upper lip glory.

Q: HOW DO I DONATE? IS MY DONATION TAX DEDUCTIBLE?

A: Yes, your donation is 100% tax deductible. Just click on the Donate Now button in May and you will go directly to the charity’s website to make your donation. Make sure to specify what Grower you are supporting.

Q: DO I HAVE TO GO TO ALL OF THE CHECKPOINTS?

A: Who let this question get by? I mean, you don’t HAVE to, but if you like good times, good people, and the insane amount of beautiful women who are going to come up to you and wonder why you have such a rugged moustache and the softest eyes she’s ever seen. You can say: it’s all for the kids.

Q: HOW DO I GET INFORMATION ABOUT BEING THE NEXT M4K CHARITY PARTNER?

A: Check our website in February for information on our charity selection process.  And give us on Facebook & Instagram for updates and announcements.  We are looking for local charities that are focused on children.

Q: WILL A MOUSTACHE MAKE ME A BETTER SINGER

A. For you? Not sure, but it sure helped Freddie Mercury create some of the greatest arena rock jams on the planet.